66 1-Year-Anniversary JP & CT Double Special!
“Prosecutemon World”
Sung to the tune of the Season 2
extended theme version
“Pokémon Anime – Pokémon World”
Yeah… Yeaaah…
I’m the best.
Yeah… Yeaaah…
Wanna know who’s the best?
I’m the best!
I love to torture with,
Peerless zest!
Wanna know who’s the best?
I’m the best!
I hate my idiot son,
Like a pest!
I wanna spread my dark corruption,
Like an evil wave of woe.
(I’m the best!)
So watch your back and don’t forget,
Just who’s running the show.
I wanna reach heights no one’s seen,
Lording over all.
(I’m the best!)
I strive to make the world Hell,
With the power on my lapel,
Y’see!
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Wanna be the overlord who rules over all!
(The overlord!)
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Y’see, it’s not a test,
To see I’m better than the rest,
Y’know!
Yeah… Yeaaah…
G-G-Gotta cry.
Y-Yeah… Y-Yeaaah…
Every time that I’m opposed,
I’m always ready.
(I’m the best!)
When an idiot stands to fight,
They’ve disappeared already.
(I-I-I’m the best!)
In my heart, I’m certain,
Of the monster that I am.
I’m here, bullying all,
And to show the world I’m the best,
Y’see!
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Wanna be the overlord who rules over all!
(The overlord!)
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Y’see, it’s not a test,
To see I’m better than the rest,
Y’know!
Wanna know who’s the best?
I’m the best!
I love to torture with,
Peerless zest!
Wanna know who’s the best?
I’m the best!
I hate my idiot son,
Like a pest!
I’m the best!
G-G-G-Gotta cry…
I’m the best!
With the power on my lapel.
Y’see,
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Wanna be the overlord who rules over all!
(The overlord!)
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Y’see, it’s not a test,
To see I’m better than the rest!
Y’know,
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Wanna be the overlord who rules over all,
With the power on my lapel!
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Y’see, I won’t jest,
That I’m better than, better than, better than all the rest!
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Wanna be the overlord who rules over all!
(The overlord!)
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Y’see, it’s not a test,
To see I’m better than the rest!
Y’see,
We all live in a Debeste world.
(I’m the best!)
Wanna be the overlord who rules over all!
(The overlord who’s the very best!)
We all live in a Debeste world.
Note:
JP: Special (1-Year) Anniversary Duet Bonus feature – Part 2! That’s Wright – a 2 -4 -1 double hitter, with me doing my own throwback to the Disney flick that got the ball rolling with, Mulan! Unlike CT though, my unmentionable sequel had nothing worth mentioning not only plot-wise, but song wise, so here is the one ear-worm from the movie I haven’t covered yet, featuring my favorite loathsome gangsta wannabe, Daisy Duck!(Keep reading to find out why I’ve made that his new nickname – thanks for that whole Merkatis shtick, CT!)
“Dishonored Us All“
Sung to the tune of “Honor to Us All”
from Disney’s Mulan
“I don’t know how I can ever show my face again in public after your inexcusable hooligan behavior in the courtroom, Wocky!” Plum Kitaki exploded as she paced the living room, all the while shooting daggers at her petulant son, who sat with crossed arms on the sofa and refused to look at her. “Rather than being grateful that Mr. Justice cleared you of all charges, you instead insist on acting like a spoiled, entitled brat over our change of family business! You’re lucky your maternal Grandma Peaches, wasn’t alive to see your shameless behavior! She would be as embarrassed by you as I am!”
“And my father, the great Shiitake Kitaki, would be spinning in his grave from the ignominy you have brought us!” Winfred added ominously. “He wouldn’t have thought twice about taking a switch to your overly coddled behind, either!”
“Disgraceful!” Plum spat.
“Shameful!” Winfred agreed wrathfully.
Wocky continued to silently huff and ignore them both, which only made the former mobster couple even angrier.
“Looks like we aren’t getting through to him, dear.” Winfred crossed his arms over his barreled chest. “When words don’t do the trick…”
“Looks like we need to use a more melic method for this argument,” Plum nodded readily as she and her husband burst into song.
[Plum and Winfred]
[sing]
You are the son we’ve been dealt with
Could you be any worse?
Fortune shall make you next heir
But you’re more a curse
We should have whipped your hide
For the fact
That you are spoiled and snide
Because of you we can feel no pride
You have dishonored us all!
Speak like thug!
Fox hairdo!
Brings us great shame to be seen with you
Where’d we go wrong?
We don’t have a clue
You have dishonored us all!
A boy should bring his family
Great honor for all days
But first you must detach
Yourself apart from your goon ways!
Girl want boys with good face
Not a furry
Complete disgrace!
Screams ill-breeding
With your fashion taste
You have dishonored us all!
We all will become bakers now
Surrender all our guns
To keep you safe from harm
Since you’re our only son
As a “G”
Epic fail
Hoodlum life has been
Beyond the pale
Land in jail again we’ll
Say “no bail”
You have dishonored us all!
Boy, get ready
Straight path
No more speaking obscenity
A chance to be valiant
Our honor is your duty
You must proudly show it
Haircut! Change fox to sweet woodchuck
Cuz all mob ties we cut!
[Wocky]
Moms and Pop!
You feel me?
Can’t be nuttin’ but a
Straight up “G”!
Don’t give a hoot
For a bakery!
All your shizz be just banal!
[Plum and Winfred]
Defy us – meet undertaker!
Hail your fate as troublemaker…
You will be
Prison bitch
Best hope for you
Would be Warden’s snitch
Wife of Bubba
A more likely sitch
You’d be his porcelain doll
You have dishonored us!
(You have dishonored us!)
You have dishonored us!
(You have dishonored us!)
You have dishonored us all!
[Winfred]
[Grim expression]
This will be your life if you don’t straighten up and give up your hoodlum ways, son…
[Wocky]
[Stamps his foot and scowls]
Whaaaaat?! That song was colder than dirty Yeti junk, man!
Moms! Pops! Why you gotta play me like that?!
Winfred
[stern glower]
Son, not only are you an embarrassment, what with making yourself look
like a fool in less than ten minutes
of the trial starting by not only threatening the Judge…
[Plum]
[Glares]
And this was in spite of your father and me practically on our knees before your trial,
profusely begging you not to do anything stupid!
But then, to make matters words, you used the term “quacker!”
I understand why you would think Meraktis was a quack, but really, quacker?
That sounds like something a 5-year-old
would say to appear to be a ruffian,
not a 19-year-old man-child, wannabe mobster!
[Wocky]
[Chin wobbles as tears fill his eyes]
Dang! Moooooms!
[Winfred]
[Hands on hips]
I am still recoiling from the embarrassment I endured in having a son who felt that “quacker”
was the perfect “bad boy” term to be the perfect foundation on which to build his reputation as
a hardened criminal! With that in mind, it probably would have served you right if you had ended
up in prison on bogus murder charges, being forced to work in a chain gang amongst
fellow inmates who would thereby dub you the nickname, “Daisy Duck!”
[Wocky]
[Cringes and swallows hard]
Fine! Whatevs! We be bakers then, yo!
But can we at least call our shizz “O.G. Crackers”
instead of “O.G. “Muffins?”
[Plum]
[smiles hopefully]
Well, the fruit of our loins finally seems to be coming around to embracing our new, ‘clean’ family business…
[Wocky]
[Strikes a fake karate stance]
Cuz “O.G. Crackers” sounds tight, ya feel me?
And this way, we still be getting’ some street-cred, yo! Bizzoy!
[Plum]
[groans]
And…I spoke to soon…
[Winfred]
[sighs]
Alas, Plum, my dear, in the quest for someday
“standing tall” it still seems we have a long way to go…
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