A Whole New Law

JordanPhoenix; CzarThwomp

25 A Whole New Law

Summary

JP: This is set post-SOJ after Nick’s latest courtroom triumph as he pitted his life and wits against Her Malevolence. Now he’s trying to convince his former Wright & Co. Office Manager to say yes to the coaxing of “Come Be My Girl”(my alternate song title of choice for his parody) in this new, non-corrupt Japalifornia legal system he’s helped set up. Except for this time, he wants Maya back – as more than just his assistant …

This one’s going out to every fellow Phaya lover out there! 🙂

CT: If you’ve read any of my co-writer’s material, you probably knew that it was only a matter of time before we’d be posting a Phaya parody. Though like with all of her other Phaya stories, JP does a wonderful job in showing us just why Phoenix and Maya are Special Someones and have been aggressively shipped by Pearl since 2002.

“A Whole New Law”
(Sung to the tune of “A Whole New World”
from Walt Disney’s Aladdin )

[Intro: Phoenix and Maya]

Maya: Argh! I was losing my mind today, with nothing to do but hope and pray! *puffs out cheeks* However did you do that?!

Phoenix: Do what?

Maya: How’d you manage to pull that log out of the fire?!

Phoenix: *smirks* It’s my own brand of courtroom magic!

Maya: I – I’d gotten so used to seeing you defend – but at your side in court, where I could actually help you out! – Instead of so far away in the gallery!I felt so helpless!

Phoenix: You wouldn’t…you wouldn’t ever consider coming back as my legal assistant again, would you? We could create some serious waves, post Dark Age of the Law!

Maya: So the system is now … corrupt free?

Phoenix: You bet! Do you believe in me?

Maya: What?

Phoenix: Do you believe in me?

Maya: Yes…

[Verse 1: Phoenix]
I’ll make justice unfurl
Flawed jurisdictions mended
Tell me, Master, when was the law
Last upon your side?

[Verse 2: Phoenix]

Little room for surprise
Same old courtroom inflections
Hold it’s, Take That’s, Objections
Cuz the truth can’t be denied

[Refrain 1: Phoenix]
A whole new law
Vanquished the darkness you once knew
No further jails to know
More highs than lows
Nor frightened tears or screaming

[Refrain 2: Maya and Phoenix]
A whole new law
Fresh turnabouts begin anew
With you I’ll have no fear
It’s crystal clear
That I’m meant for a whole new law with you
(I’m meant for a whole new law with you)

[Verse 2: Maya]
Unbelievable bluffs
Magatamas be glowing
Smiling faces be showing
That we’re on our client’s side!

[Refrain 3: Maya and Phoenix]

A whole new law
(Don’t you dare change your mind)
At Wright Anything Agency
(With you back; it’ll be better)
Our trials are so bizarre
We raise the bar!
My heart says this is where I need to be

[Refrain 4: Phoenix and Maya]

A whole new law
(The DA’s aren’t bad guys)
New crimes and cases to pursue
(We’re truth-seeking go-getters)
We’ll be the justice pair
Make trials be fair
Let me share this whole new law with you

[Refrain 5: Phoenix and Maya]

A whole new law
(I’ll be your squaw)
Together we’ll be
(We’re meant to be)
Eternal bliss
(Give me a kiss)
Forever thee

[Whispers] Maya: Goodnight, my Baron of Bluffing

[*Phaya kiss*]

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