62 Foxy Amazon
“Foxy Amazon”
Sung to the tune of “Sweet Transvestite”
from the musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show
{Robin}
Hey, Athena!
I’m sorry about our school’s shutterbug.
But if she thinks that this case is her next big scoop,
Then she’s about to feel so smug!
Don’t be frightened by the woman I am,
I’m not gonna B-I-T-E.
I may not be a lady during classes,
But afterwards, I go on a shopping spree!
I’m a foxy Amazon,
From Amazonia, Arizona!
Let’s hang out after this,
The mall’s never amiss,
You two look like you’re down for some fun.
Or if that doesn’t sound appealing,
We’ll chat about feelings,
In my dorm while watching rom-com reruns.
{Athena}
Before more chaos ensues,
Tell me what you viewed.
Junie’s future hangs in the balance!
[“For once, I agree with Cykes-dono … though for different reasons.” Simon sighed with his back turned to both the defense attorney and witness, overcome with embarrassment for having referred to Robin as the epitome of masculinity just moments ago.]
{Athena}
Did you commit the crime,
Killing Courte in her prime?
Please don’t make this more of a challenge.
{Robin}
I don’t mean to be rude,
But I’m in a good mood.
You see, I’m finally free,
And I’d be delighted,
And really excited,
If both of you would celebrate with me.
I’m a foxy Amazon,
From Amazonia, Arizona!
Why don’t you stop by my dorm?
(Dorm.)
We’ll talk up a storm,
(Storm.)
About a rock star with gorgeous sky-blue eyes.
He’s a beautiful man,
With blond hair and a tan,
And he’s absolutely S-E-X-Y!
I’m a foxy Amazon,
From Amazonia, Arizona!
Tee hee!
I’m a foxy Amazon,
(Foxy Amazon,)
From Amazonia, Arizona!
(Arizona!)
So let’s go out to eat,
At a place that’s so sweet,
One of my favorite’s known as Trés Bien.
The décor’s chic,
And the food’s… unique.
So when Juniper’s free,
We’ll have fun, you’ll see!
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