5 He’s a Schlampe
Notes
JP: I love this sassy tune originally sung by Peggy Lee for Lady’s love interest, the Tramp. I couldn’t think of a bigger horn dog than Klavier! :p
CT: For those of you who love Ema, here’s another chapter where our favorite Snackoo-addicted forensics investigator plays a major role. Though this time, instead of being condemned to Hell by a prosecutor that looks more feminine than her, she experiences a bit of puppy love for a certain fop dog.
“He’s a Schlampe”
(Sung by Ema Skye regarding a certain bling-loving,
German-speaking/Europhile
to the tune of “He’s a Tramp”
from Disney’s Lady and The Tramp)
What a fop
What a fop
He’s a Schlampe, groupies love him
Beds new fangirls every day
He’s a Schlampe, they adore him
Thongs drop when he looks their way
He’s a Schlampe, he’s a Mann Hure
He’s a rock star, he’s a rake
He’s a Schlampe, and he knows it
That’s why I loathe him, make no mistake
Laughs out loud when I blow my top
He makes my blood pressure double
Guess he’s just a good-natured fop
Oh dear, I think I’m in trouble
He’s a Schlampe, easy lover
But he’s got charm, I must say
Yes he’s a Schlampe, but a nice guy
And I wish that he would look twice my way
Wish that he would look twice my way
Wish that he would look twice my way
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