35 My Beautiful Iris

Notes

JP: After a sinister song starring a steel-cold assassin and his slimy reptile Judas client, I thought we could use a dash of L’amour and in this case, mi amigo Injusticeforall also happened to be a Larris fan, and asked for a song dedicated to the pairing, while PurpleHoodedAngel requested this song. I hope you enjoy the case of a certain shy, fair maiden and her clownish knight in paint-speckled armor!

CT: For those of you who are fans of JP’s works, you’re probably aware that she has been very kind to Larry by shipping him with Iris and even having him married to her in a few of her fanfics. So it should come off as no surprise that she has done a wonderful job with this parody in which Larry shows the softer side of his personality that doesn’t result in a trial, investigation, or regular conversation ending with a massive headache and a strong desire to kick some Butz.

 

“My Beautiful Iris”
Sung to by a smitten Larry trying to woo a certain shrine maiden
to the tune of “Ma Belle Evangeline”
from Disney’s  The Princess and the Frog

[Iris: You’ve had so many other lovers, Lawrence. How can I ever believe that you mean what you say when you claim to love me, now?]

[Larry: Milady, Katty Tom, Banjolina and Keyance, they meant nothing to me! None of them could hold a candle to you! Iris Hawthorne, only you, and you alone have everything I will ever want!]

[Iris: *looks away shyly* I want to believe you… I really do…]

[Larry: If you don’t believe my words, then hear the music of my heart… *strums his lute and starts to sing*]

[Larry]

You mean the world to this guy
My beautiful Iris
So out of my league, I sigh
Yet in her hands, my heart will ever be

So kind, so pure, my beauty queen
Lucent eyes shine so bright
Light up, the night

Could one as perfect as she
Accept a bum like me
The woman of my dreams is thee
Most precious gem I’ve ever seen
Oooh, yeah!

I’d be dutiful
Cuz she’s magical
She has everything
I would need
Milady…

You mean the world to this guy
I love you, my sweet lady

[Iris: Oh, Lawrence…. *stares up into his face with misty eyes* You really did mean all that, didn’t you? ]

[Larry: From my heart to yours. *places her hand over his chest* I love you, my beautiful Iris]

[Iris: And my heart belongs to only you, Lawrence Butz]

*Larris kiss*

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