2 Prosécutemon

“Prosécutemon”
(Sung to the tune of “Pokémon – Gotta Cath ‘Em All!”)

I want to be,
The most perfect,
Like no one ever was.
Finding evidence is my test,
To convict them is my cause.

I will travel across the nations,
Prosecuting far and wide.
Each defendant, to crush and break,
Dashing all their hopes and dreams.

Von Karma, Gotta convict ’em all!
It can only be me.
It’s the Von Karma destiny.
Von Karma!
Oh, defense are my enemies,
Always trying to subvert my case!

Von Karma, gotta convict ’em all!
My convictions true!
My perfection will pull us through!
I’ll mentor you, but you won’t mentor me,
Because I’m a Von Karma!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Perfect…

Every defense attorney that foolishly gets in the way,
I’ll put them right in their place.
I will prosecute every day,
And laugh in my foolish enemy’s face.

Don’t follow me, your input’s worthless.
I’m a team of one.
With my perfection, the defendant will confess,
To the crime that they’ve done.

Von Karma, gotta convict ’em all!
It can only be me.
It’s the Von Karma destiny.
Von Karma!
Oh, defense are my enemies,
Always trying to subvert my case!

Von Karma, gotta convict ’em all!
My convictions true!
My perfection will pull us through!
I’ll mentor you, but you won’t mentor me,
Because I’m a Von Karma!

Gotta convict ’em all!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Perfect!

Von Karma, gotta convict ’em all!
It can only be me.
It’s the Von Karma destiny.
Von Karma!
Oh, defense are my enemies,
Always trying to subvert my case!

Von Karma, gotta convict ’em all!
My convictions true!
My perfection will pull us through!
I’ll mentor you, but you won’t mentor me,
Because I’m a Von Karma!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Gotta convict ’em all!
Von Karma!