50 The Phantom

Notes

CT: This parody is essentially one big spoiler for “Dual Destinies”. If you haven’t played the game and don’t want the biggest plot twist to be revealed to you, then turn back now. With that said, I’d like to thank DJJ680 for suggesting the idea which made me immediately think of the emotionless, less-sympathetic “Ace Attorney” version of Don Paolo.

JP: Admittedly, I had to look this one up as I don’t know the fandom, but as always, my talented partner has done great justice in this song starring everyone’s favorite unfeeling master of disguise! This one goes out to one of our fave readers, who’s always got something swell to say with his reviews that always make our day! Enjoy DJJ680! 🙂


“The Phantom”
Sung to the tune of “Danny Phantom”
series theme song

(He’s the Phantom.)
(The Phantom, the Phantom, the Phantom.)


Detective Bobby Fulbright, he was 32,
When his life would end out of the blue,
Killed in his sleep by a person whose face no one knew.
(He’ll deceive everyone ’cause he’s the Phantom.)


When the crime was done, nary a person wondered,
Allowing the killer to create a mask without blunder,
Donning the detective’s old clothes,
A new Bobby Fulbright up and rose.
(The Phantom, the Phantom.)


When Bobby returned to work, no one realized,
He couldn’t feel a thing, and had no soul in his eyes.
He had no morals, fears, and could brutalize,
He was best when forced to improvise.
He had to stop his identity from being a topic to discuss,
And keeping his crimes a secret was a plus,
So he’s here to trick every one of us!


He’ll deceive everyone ’cause he’s the Phantom,
Deceive everyone ’cause he’s the Phantom,
Deceive everyone ’cause he’s,
(The Phantom.)

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Singing in the Courtroom Copyright © by JordanPhoenix and CzarThwomp. All Rights Reserved.

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