86 Trucy’s Song
“Trucy’s Song”
Sung to the tune of “Ashley’s Song”
from the WarioWare and Smash Bros. game series
{Apollo}
Who’s the girl in charge,
Of the Anything Agency?
{Trucy}
Prepare to be amazed,
‘Cause I’m Trucy!
{Apollo}
She knows all kinds of tricks,
Though torture is her specialty.
{Trucy}
Wanna peek inside my Magic Panties?
{Apollo}
Trust me,
Don’t let that cute face of hers deceive you.
{Trucy}
Don’t underestimate,
The Awesome Trucy!
{Apollo}
She loves gossip, kittens,
And all things Gavinners.
{Trucy}
I’ve always got time for stuff like that!
{Trucy}
My white glove,
So Daddy can find love!
Daddy’s D.I.L.F. eyes,
Now all the girls sigh!
Polly’s horns,
You’ll wish you were not born!
Uncle Edgeworth’s weird napkin thing!
Oh no,
Now they’re bored!
{Apollo}
She’s been here for years,
But has yet to clean the toilet.
{Trucy}
All the coolest people adore Trucy!
{Apollo}
Don’t get on her bad side,
Or regret it in an instant.
{Trucy}
That’s why Polly’s now my assistant!
{Trucy}
I love all of my fans,
Although,
You see,
Well,
One of them tried to steal my panties.
But that’s in the past,
And was just a single scheme.
But if that’s not true,
I’ll scream!
{Apollo}
Who’s the girl in charge,
Of the Anything Agency?
{Trucy}
Prepare to be amazed,
‘Cause I’m Trucy!
{Apollo}
Just remember this,
When you see her on the stage:
{Trucy}
I’m the cutest magician you’ll see!
I’m the coolest magician you’ll see!
I’m the greatest magician you’ll see!
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