51 Yo, Yo, Neo Tokyo!
Notes
JP: There seemed to be many different versions to the Power Rangers theme, but this is the version/lyrics I went with for this parody: Mix – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Full song with lyrics (bit . ly / 2zNgJQl) from the 2017 movie. This goes out to my old pal, Yanmegaman and fellow friend/FF writing partner, and Power Ranger lover, Jove’s Boy! Hope y’all enjoy! 🙂
CT: Once again, JP has outdone herself with this parody. I can easily picture Maya singing those lyrics all day every day, much to Phoenix’s annoyance!
“Yo, Yo Neo Olde Tokyo”
Sung to the tune of the
“Go Go Power Rangers”
2017 Movie Theme Version
He’s got super samurai strength
To knock out evil dorks
She’s got fight skills to kick your sad
Ass out the door
Bad guys prepare for big smackdown
Together they’ll both kick your hiiiide!
Yo,Yo Neo Olde Tokyo!
Yo Steel Samurai Yo!
Yo Yo, Pink Princess Yo!
Power Couple Super Heroes!
They know against all evil forces they must stand
They know that Evil Magistrate fool don’t stand a chance
Bad guys prepare for big smackdown
Together they’ll both kick your hiiiide!
Yo,Yo Neo Olde Tokyo!
Yo Steel Samurai Yo!
Yo Yo, Pink Princess Yo!
Power Couple Super Heroes!
Bad guys prepare for big smackdown
Together they’ll both kick your hiiiide!
Yo,Yo Neo Olde Tokyo!
Yo Steel Samurai Yo!
Yo Yo, Pink Princess Yo!
Power Couple Super Heroes!
Yo,Yo Neo Olde Tokyo!
Yo Steel Samurai Yo!
Yo Yo, Pink Princess Yo!
“Maya!” Phoenix groaned in exasperation as he clapped a hand to his face. “It’s bad enough you make me sit through this with you every week, but must you sing along that inane theme song, too? You know those aren’t the actual lyrics!”
Maya puffed out her cheeks in indignation as she chucked a sofa cushion at him.
“Well, they should be! You’d think with me being the inspiration for the darn Pink Princess, that my suggested lyrics would have automatically won their theme song contest!”
“You’re never going to forgive Edgeworth for spearing that victory away from you with his winning entry, are you?” He teased, only to be rewarded with a baleful glare, along with another hurled couch pillow, this time right in the kisser.
“Very funny, Nick! Edgeworth’s song sucks! Can we not agree that ‘Ho-Ho, Steel Samurai Ho!’ is lamer than a three-legged horse?!”
“I’d agree to anything that’ll make you stop committing assault with a fluffy weapon!”
“If I had a real rapier like the Pink Princess right about now, you’d be so dead, Old Man!”
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