39 “Les Garçons”

Chapter by JordanPhoenix

Notes

JP: Back to school/end of summer, as we now see you in September! New season, new month – perfect time for funny man and I to switch it up and do a couple more “opposite spectrum songs” as requested by readers, as in, I throw a couple of villain songs into the mix to change things up for this next round, and next chapter, we once again get to see CT’s softer side in song-fics.
My readers who’ve read Turnabout Everlasting (it’s back this month – so help me God!) have equally been groaning/grinning at my own portrayal zee man of disturbing torso wriggling, Jean Armstrong in the story. Moreover, my pal/loyal reader TheFreelancerSeal had no qualms letting me know that reading about the man who butchered French as much as Redd White did English, quite often made his own lunch want to come up and take a bow! That’s why when Seal asked me to parody the famous “villainous chef” tune through the eyes of a poor crab, I HAD to use the phony Frenchman because I’m evil like that! XD
CT: After reading several comments we’ve received after “Edgey-poo, I Love You!”, I feel that it’s only right to warn you that this parody contains large quantities of Jean Armstrong, which has been linked to symptoms including but not limited to, stomach nausea, a phobia of the color pink and/or Franglish, and a strong desire to jump off a cliff. If you experience any of these symptoms, consult your a doctor or local bartender immediately.
But seriously, JP outdid herself with this parody. I thought I reached the apex of twisted songs with “Edgey-Poo, I Love You!”, but JP managed to reach that apex and crash through the ceiling with the big pink creampuff cannonball that we all know and cringe at. If Phoenix heard Jean say all those things to him, it explains why he was so willing to run across that burning bridge to save Maya. As for Godot, he probably missed being in a coma with each passing second.