13 Smooch The Pearl

“Smooch the Pearl”
(Sung to the tune of “Kiss The Girl” from 
Disney’s The Little Mermaid)

Sitting with her
Blushingly pretty Pearl Fey
You only met her today
What is it about her
And you feel so shy
But you can’t even lie
You wanna smooch the Pearl

Look, you like her
Gaze at her, you know it’s true
It’s obvious she likes you too
There is one way to be sure
Nothing to be heard
Not even a word
You wanna smooch the Pearl

Bark with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Boy, oh boy
Oh lad don’t be so shy
Go on and smooch the Pearl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Take the chance
Start this sweet romance
So go and smooch the Pearl

Seize your moment
Grab this chance, don’t be a loon
Chap, you better make it soon
She’s yours if you let her
Don’t be a nerd
There’s no need for words
Until you smooch the Pearl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Hearts be bared
Just get those lips prepared
Go on and smooch the Pearl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
You know how
Don’t you go back now
You wanna smooch the Pearl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Stroll along
Lad you can’t go wrong
I tell you to, smooch the Pearl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Stanza stays
Magic if Luke obeys
You wanna smooch the Pearl

You’ve got to smooch the Pearl
Why don’t you smooch the Pearl
You gotta smooch the Pearl
Go on and smooch the Pearl

*scene fades as Luke Triton finally grows a pair of apprentice bollocks
and finally manages to kiss the girl*