15 Dahlia Hawthorne

“Dahlia Hawthorne”
(Sung to the of “Cruella De Vil” from Disney’s  101 Dalmatians )

[“Nnnghhhooooh!”]

*From the skies in the heavens, a loud piercing shriek can be heard coming all the way from the fiery pits of Abaddon, below*

[Must be another sullied soul, being cast down to Lucifer,” Misty Fey smirks]

[“That’s not just ANY Bête Noire, Mom!” Mia Fey smirks triumphantly.  “It’s someone we ALL know far too well!”]

*The legal legend snaps her fingers gleefully as she cries out the hated name*

[“Dahlia Hawthorne!”]

*Mia breaks into song*

Dahlia Hawthorne
Dahlia Hawthorne
Most evil murderess
That’s ever been born!
A bloodthirsty wench
Of hateful scorn
Dahlia, Dahlia

She’s a Black Widow
Coming for the kill
Beware of Dahlia Hawthorne

[“Hahahahaha!” The other three spectral forms all crack up simultaneously as the busty beauty continues to sing even while snickering]

Some folks believe
This demon spawn’s the devil
Within due time you’ll see
That you were right
You come to recognize
Those deep, dark, soulless eyes
Belong to a Satanic…
Succubus!

[“ Bang to rights!” Doug Swallows guffaws loudly]

This femme fatale fiend
This black-hearted witch
Deserved to be hung
Cuz karma’s a bitch!
Let’s all rejoice
To hell that skank’s been flung
Dahlia, Dahlia Hawthorne!

[“Oh Mia!” Valerie Hawthorne sniggers, wiping her streaming eyes. “You are the best!“]

*All four collapse into gales of ghostly laughter*