29 I Can Help Defend Them

 Notes

JP: Continuing on a Hercules roll, we now have another Mia-inspired song, by Nick mercifully ending his whinging, cringing Feenie days as he vows to prove to the woman who’d saved his neck from the gallows in court that day how the “P” on his sweater IS only for “Phoenix!”
Dedicated to loyal reader and friend Akoiya.

CT: Considering when this parody takes place, it really shows how Mia really helped Phoenix mature, since mere minutes ago he was in his “Dollie doesn’t poop!” mentality. I bet dollars to doughnuts that Mia never let Phoenix live that trial down when he was working for her, bringing up that memorable quote and how he ate that bottle necklace whenever he thought he knew better than her. Though speaking of which, I bet Phoenix’s next trip to the bathroom was mentally scarring, which would explain why he’s so obsessed with keeping the office toilet clean.

 “I Can Help Defend Them”
(Sung to the tune of “(I Can) Go the Distance”
From Walt Disney’s Hercules)

 As a young student

I fell far from grace

Till a legal hero

Came and saved me

And the courts became

Such a wondrous place

Inner voice keeps singing

This will be my destiny

I’ll be there someday

I can help defend them

She will guide my way

Help me to be strong

I know every trial

Will be worth my while

I will do most anything

Objections will be my song

[Mia: You’re going to be something, Phoenix. I’ll always believe in you.]

I won’t lag or stray

I can help defend them

I’ll work really hard

Although the path is long

I won’t lose my smile

That’s not defense style

I will prove to the whole world

That law’s where I belong

 I’ll win NOT GUILTY’s

I can help defend them

Show solid proof

When prosecution’s wrong

I’ll make Mia proud

I can help defend them

I’ll get my lawyer’s badge

Cuz court’s where I belong!

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