24 Perfect Case
“Perfect Case”
(Sung to the tune of “Toxic Love” from
“FernGully: The Last Rainforest”)
[After Blaise Debeste was arrested for killing Jill Crane, in addition to running black market auctions that sold evidence, Franziska work with Interpol was done. So with this task having been perfectly completed, the prosecuting prodigy decides to spend some time working in the L.A. Prosecutor’s Office as a bit of a vacation since she finds the American justice system to be especially foolish. Though while Franziska doesn’t want to admit it, it’s obvious to everyone in the Prosecutor’s Office that she’s only working there so that she can spend some time with her ‘little’ brother after everything that he’s been through recently.]
[However, if anyone dares to bring up those thoughts to Franziska- or even simply irritate her, for that matter- she’ll respond with a rapid-fire barrage of variations of the word ‘fool’ and many painful lashes from her whip. Thus, the prosecuting prodigy has been facing few interruptions as she sits at her desk, looking over a case file while gleefully singing a song to express her sense of self-pride.]
[Speaks]
Let me prosecute this case!
No one’s better at the subject!
After all, I’m perfect!
[Sings]
Deception and crime,
Murders so sloppy, defense attorneys so foolish.
The Detective obeys me, the Judge knows his place,
So they’ll love my per-per-per-perfect case!
I visit many nations and the fools living in them,
With my perfection, I ensure a conviction to condemn,
My glory’s growing with each perfect outcome,
And anyone who defies me will be whipped until they’re numb.
And what a perfect justice system they’ve given me,
Rushed trials that force the foolish defense to beg and plea.
Guilty verdicts without doubt,
Piled before me like dinnertime sauerkraut.
I’m a von Karma, I’m a dynamo in the workplace,
So they’ll love my per-per-per-perfect case!
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