22 The Von Karma Family
“The Von Karma Family”
(Sung to the snapping tune of
The Addams Family
theme song)
[Why Blaise Debeste and Damon Gant had to organize a mandatory joint karaoke night for the Prosecutor’s Office and Police Department was beyond Manfred. Though knowing his friends, they put together this whole event just to spite him- just like that unholy ‘vacation’ back in 2008. It was bad enough that Manfred had to deal with these inferior detectives and prosecutors during working hours, but now he had to deal with them and their grating caterwauling.]
[However, the crème de la crème of the awfulness that was this evening was when Badd sauntered up onstage and requested to sing the theme song for “The Addams Family.” But instead of singing the beloved television tune, the seasoned detective started singing his own lyrics.]
They’re wicked and they’re rigid,
Antisocial with hearts so frigid,
Their mission’s all kinds of twisted,
The von Karma family.
In the courtroom, they show their passion,
With their outdated sense of fashion,
They know nothing of compassion,
The von Karma family.
Perfect.
Strict.
Convict.
So get a pressed cravat on,
And pray you don’t get spat on,
‘Cause we’re gonna work on a case with,
The von Karma family!
[“He got you good, Manny!” Gant chuckled as he clapped his hands, earning only a growl and a death glare from the ‘perfect’ prosecutor sitting next to him.]
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