22 The Von Karma Family

Notes

CT: A big shout-out to Yanmegaman for submitting the idea for this parody! It was such a blast to write given the… unusual family dynamic that the von Karmas, and Edgeworth, have going on. Not to mention, given Manfred’s outfit and resemblance to Dracula, he’d be right at home with the Addams family.

JP: This one might seem kind of weird because we are briefly veering away from Disney and going a little bit dark and twisted, but you can’t get any more dark and twisted – while still being delightfully ghoulish! – than The Addams Family (and their iconic theme song) can you? I’m glad this was left in my funny friend’s hands since given my 5-year-old sense of humor, I’d have come up with something even more god-awful (and noxious!) than:

The Addams family started
When Uncle Fester farted
He farted through the keyhole
And paralyzed the cat….

*Ahem* Anywhore… on with the show…


 

“The Von Karma Family”
(Sung to the snapping tune of
The Addams Family
theme song)

[Why Blaise Debeste and Damon Gant had to organize a mandatory joint karaoke night for the Prosecutor’s Office and Police Department was beyond Manfred. Though knowing his friends, they put together this whole event just to spite him- just like that unholy ‘vacation’ back in 2008. It was bad enough that Manfred had to deal with these inferior detectives and prosecutors during working hours, but now he had to deal with them and their grating caterwauling.]

[However, the crème de la crème of the awfulness that was this evening was when Badd sauntered up onstage and requested to sing the theme song for “The Addams Family.” But instead of singing the beloved television tune, the seasoned detective started singing his own lyrics.]


They’re wicked and they’re rigid,
Antisocial with hearts so frigid,
Their mission’s all kinds of twisted,
The von Karma family.


In the courtroom, they show their passion,
With their outdated sense of fashion,
They know nothing of compassion,
The von Karma family.


Perfect.
Strict.
Convict.


So get a pressed cravat on,
And pray you don’t get spat on,
‘Cause we’re gonna work on a case with,
The von Karma family!


[“He got you good, Manny!” Gant chuckled as he clapped his hands, earning only a growl and a death glare from the ‘perfect’ prosecutor sitting next to him.]

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