17 Wright Agency

“Wright Agency”
(Sung to the tune of “Under The Sea” from
Disney’s The Little Mermaid)

Trucy: “Polly, listen to me, mon. The court system… it’s a mess… Naah mean?

Apollo: “Hold it! What’s with the Jamaican lingo and accent?!”

Trucy: Working here, for a renowned agency… wouldn’t that be more irie than going it alone?
Or worse, become a Bumboclaat prosecutor? A mi fi tell yu…

Don’t let this one misdemeanor
Have you make a big mistake
Your dream is to seek out justice
You quit now, you be a flake
Just look at our broken system
Repair be a great big chore
We can’t do a thing without you
What else you a lawyer for?

Wright Agency
Wright Agency
Be our abettor
And a go-getter
Come work with me
Here’s a toilet brush, scrub away!
Make sure Charley’s watered today!
Stop with that glower
Just when it’s slower
Wright Agency

Me and Daddy be happy
We na’ care that we be poor
But the rich DA’s ain’t happy
Forever they losers, sore
Who cares, let them be sucky
Defense always keeps their pride!
We get the “Not Guilty” verdict
You can’t beat that thrill inside!

Wright Agency
Wright Agency
No one defeat us
Wish they could beat us
Undoubtedly!
We no defend the dirty crooks
Wright Agency we by the book
It’s never boring
No time for snoring
Wright Agency (Wright Agency)
Wright Agency (Wright Agency)

Get your law fill here
Eat pudding chill here
Consistently (Consistently)
Even the lawyers and DA’s
Chuck all hostilities away
As soon as court’s done
They band and have fun
Wright Agency

The judge he rules fair
Herr Gavin’s a fop
He plays air guitar
He won’t ever stop
Ema’s full of sass
Pelts her Snackoo snacks
Kristoph ain’t got no soul
(Yeah)
Music Dad can’t play
He bluffs his way through
He’s a poker shark
Though won’t lie to you
He’ll help us find truth
He knows where it’s at
An’ oh that Kristoph blows!

Yeah, Wright Agency (Wright Agency)
Wright Agency (Wright Agency)
Hearing “Objection!”
Every inflection
Is music to me (Is music to me)
Prosecution no understand
We always got the upper hand
All the “Take That’s” here
Prove all the facts clear
Wright Agency

Each one of us here
Is a force to fear
Wright Agency
Each one of us here
In clients we trust here
That’s why it’s better
We be trend-setters
Ya we got luck here
Always buck up here
Wright Agency

Apollo: “So in which verse do I actually get paid … MON?!”